Is this your beer?
I worked with this fabulous lady who danced by the name Lolita. She had this great long hair small perfect boobs and a great body. And boy she could dance. But if guys pissed her off...man, it was classic. She didn't get upset, she just picked up the nearest beer and said, "Is this your beer?" If he said no she would pick up the next one,"Is this your drink?" It could be a beer or a drink or even water. And if he replied yes she would smile, slide off his lap, and dump it on his head.