The perfect bra fit

A client sent this to me..lots of good stuff ladies!

http://www.the-lingerie-post.com/2007/09/bra-sizing-101/

Doing a striptease if you are a guy..aka male exotic dancing

Personally I think you guys should just stay away from this. This is an art form that should be left to gay guys and girls. I just have a hard time with male strippers..not my thing. But I still get asked all the time..."Do you teach guys? Please help!" So here you go...this is the best I can do. I haven't actually watched this, but I would love to. Really I would. But it is hosted by Fawnia Mondey who is truly an expert and pioneer of female pole dancing so it can't be THAT bad.

Good luck Adonis...

http://www.amazon.com/Art-Exotic-Dancing-Striptease-Male/dp/B000G8P1WI

Women who don't like when their man looks at porn

OK ladies. This is a problem. I just saw a Tyra episode about this. Ladies....GET OVER IT!

There is nothing wrong with porn. That being said, anything can become an addiction. But I am talking women tripping over a once in a while viewing. Big deal. I am even ok with a weekly view or even every other day.

If a man wants to look at porn, let him. Let him ladies please. Because it's either porn or the lady he works with...seriously. We all need outlets. Men are wired differently than us. It isn't cheating when your boyfriend or husband looks at porn. It is cheating when he ending up sleeping with some random girl because he is so sexually frustrated because you freak out when he even glances at Playboy. I mean are you a murderer if you watch Kill Bill? Exactly.

Think about what it is exactly that bothers you. That he'll find those women more attractive? That he'll want to try a new position? Maybe the answer is yes. But so what? Porn stars for the most part are hot. That's why men like to look at them. But big deal. How many movies do you watch because of a hot movie star. I mean are you renting Oceans 11 just for the story line?Are you are renting Babel to see Kate Blanchett's winnign performance or Brad pitt all sweaty and hot?

And so he wants to try a new position. Variety is the spice of life. Try it you may like it!!

Also can I say you yourself should check it out. Porn is fun...watch it with your man. Believe me nothing makes a man happier (well...besides head). But really ladies. It is just an outlet, like shopping. And as long as women are allowed to try on shoes they could never afford and drool over jewelry we will never buy, men should be allowed to look at porn in peace.

Part Two of LA craigslist stripper rant..

See my commentary in RED. Here is part 2.


21) Hey cheap-asses: please don't come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to reruns of "I love Genie" instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry. ** Second fastest way to send a stripper away. Say, "hey can I have a 2 for one dance"

22) Stop asking me why I do this job and get all analytical on me. For the MONEY you moron, that's why. Duh. **I stripped to find the man of my dreams...HAHAHA!!!

23) No seriously, my real name is Vixen Blue. ** Why do you need to know my real name . You want to break me down, reeeeally get to know me? OK, the real me thinks you suck ....

24) NO, I will not take a dime sac of weed for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you sick mutherfucker! *** Hahaha. This never happened to me, but I did get guys who wanted to write me a check...This ain't the A&P honey.

25) Sorry, I don't do that. Ask the ugly girl with the overbite and the black roots over there by the bar. ***Lol..Funny though, the pretty girls usually were the naughtier ones. We just said, I dont do that honey, come back during the day shift.

26) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay. **yeah...not OK.

27) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me. **oh boy, I love this gal. My favorite was guys who said let's wait for a long song. I wanted to say ok, lets wait till you cash your 401K.

28) Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you're ugly. So basically, more. ** I once had a guy come in every week and up his offer by a grand. Really you wan to fuck me THAT bad? It was good for my ego anyway.

29) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. DO. NOT. ** But then no one would come in. ....

30) I don't care if you're cute and/or Brad Pitt's stunt double. I do not give free lapdances. Cute don't pay the rent. ** This is why I hated when celebrities or semi-celebrities would come in. Sometimes the ones with the most money were the cheapest. They wanted free dances. Like I would be honored to dance for them. I don't give a f**k who you play football for, pay me.

31) Girls--what's with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around a pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy. **Eww...I am glad I never experienced that one, but ladies..here's a tip. When you come to the club to get a dance, just know if you can smell yourself..so can we..... ( i know, i know, i shouldn't say it, but that's awful!)

32) Girls--stop lip-syncing to the song you're dancing to on stage. Especially if you don't quite know all the words. ***YES!!!!! I talk about this in my classes

33) Girls--if your toes curl and hang over your platforms a la' Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size. *Another thing I discuss in my classes. New shoes or shoe pads glued in the shoe. :)

34) Girls--drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you're trying to cover. **Hey.... I like Angel.

35) Hey DJ! You suck! **And I loved my DJs. They were always like a partner in crime. :) And the booth was always a safe haven from the assholes in the club.

36) Girls--may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking smurf on your ass is lame. **That's kinda funny...

37) Girls--some songs should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are), Sade, Bjork, or Aaron Carter. PLEASE. **Whats wrong with Sade? I hated country music, but that's just me. But yeah , musicals..come 'on...

Thanks for listening. Vixen Blue

This is from Craigslist LA. Rants about being a stripper.... Part one

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/24568433.html
I laughed my ass off when I 1st read this. This is really how the majority of us feel. I do think I have said all of this either out loud or in my head at least once. See my commentary in RED.
Here is part 1.

RANTS:

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail already. **yes, so true. My favorite is when you do a 15-20 second dance on stage for their $1, and they say, is that it? I'm like , uh, is THAT it? There were even the occasionally really drunk guys who actually tried to give you quarters. Don't do this boys. Quarters can leave quite a mark on your face when thrown by an angry stripper.

2) Men that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feels like a sharpie pen). Ew! I don't even bother dancing with you nasty fucks anymore. ** Oh god, windshorts. Oh hey, you are the first guy who's ever thought of that! Wow. You must really be on to something. Please note that when your hard dick is poking through your wind pants it makes it really easy to aim my ass on it and sit down hard and fast. And whatever you are thinking in your head, trust me, it won't feel good. It will hurt reallll bad, and then you'll still owe me $20.

3) You with the thick-ass jeans--this was an impromptu visit, eh? ** Imagine sandpaper on your ass...it hurts. Hey cowboy, if you need to use a whole can of starch on your jeans, I am gonna have to pour a whole can of beer on your lap to make it pliable.

4) Don't pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if that felt good. It does NOT FEEL GOOD.** Or pull it down. I hated that. Once again you will just end up in pain and still owing me $20.

5) Hey you loser, counting all your bills to me after the dance, all $20 in ones, and rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you. *This guy is a loser. Thank you kind sir, thank you so much for your charity.

6) No I will not let you just "slip it in real quick" for 50 more bucks. If you're going to proposition me, at least don't insult my worth. **Yes, men say this. Sometimes they offer more. Also heard, "hey, lemme see it" "can you put it in my mouth?" and my favorite "can I smell it"

7) Stop asking me if my tits are real. There are as real as my affection for you. *Classic, Also heard, "are those yours?"Reply," yep I bought 'em."

8) If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum from just a lapdance. ** Yes, oh yes, this happens too. I like her idea. :)

9) Stop asking me out. You're a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I'm smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn't even fart your way. **Actually keep asking me out, because until you figure it out, you're still gonna give me money.

10) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all your breath stinks, you have a piece of salami stuck to your goat-tee and you look like Jay Leno. Secondly, I don't give a shit. *Fastest way to get a stripper to leave your table, complain about drink prices. If you can't afford the drink you sure as hell aren't gonna get a dance...see ya!

11) Don't bitch at me about the $8 non-alcoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does. ** I haven't ever seen anyone do this at any club I worked at , but pretty clever.

12) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income. **I think this just about sums it all up.

13) No, you CAN'T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass. **Unfortunately I worked at a club where smoking was allowed. Prior to all the smoking bans.

14) Boys, don't sit in the front row with your homeboys and act all engrossed in some deep conversation (knowing damn well you ain't talking 'bout shit) during a girls performance because you want to look like you're too "cool" to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. ** Boy, this is so true. This actually also happens during lap dances, and it kills me. I think every girl has given dances where the guy is looking around the room or talking to his friends. Usually suits or thugs. Trying to impress their friends. Easiest $20 for a stripper. I usually take that opportunity to work the room or make stupid faces at the guy I am dancing for.

15) DON'T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!! ** This should be a rule. end of story.

16) Dumb ass, don't ask me, "so what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance only with guys in dark pants. * I mean what do you think we do? I said I hold up in my house, put on sweat pants, smear chocolate all over my face, eat ho-hos ,and watch ghost over and over again. Isn't that what everyone does?

17) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!!!! That's extra. **Hahaha. It should be extra. But it happens. I am always amused when regular girls are surprised that we get grabbed and touched all night long. They say, "But I thought that there were rules , that they couldn't touch you." Yes, but just like speeding... everyone does it.

18) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck! **YES!!! I also hated when men wore inappropriate work clothes too. You really couldn't change out of your painters overalls before you came in? I mean WTF?

19) If you don't tip me, I'm going to call your wife. * tee hee hee...

20) I had a feeling you weren't going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion before our dance. *Ummm, yeah...we do that. :)

Live again lyrics....life of a stripper

I like this song....makes me sad.."sniff, sniff"

Ying Yang Twins - Live Again (Feat. Adam Levine Of Maroon 5)

[Intro: D-Roc]
I know what you go through
From me to you, I love you

[Verse 1: D-Roc]
From the nigga to the baller, never satisfied
So the money got you doing shit that'll fuck up your pride
You ain't a hoe, you just really trying to get by
Every day looking up at the sky
Sometimes, shit get so hard
It really have you bothered
First you sigh, then you cry
Up a whole puddle of water
Seem like this shit won't ever end
Merry go rounds to the whirlwinds
Waves turn to a hurricane
If you see joy, you got to see pain
Shit in the world ain't gonna ever change
Even when you die, it'll be the same
Now you due to them circumstances
Jars aren't counted so your forced to dance
Hoping and praying for a second chance
Just wanna put back on your pants
Walk out the club and throw up your hands
Tired of being disrespected by her man
Think this shit ain't right for you
Niggaz been yellin all night for you
Got in your mind what's best for you
Walk up to the club to tell them your through

[Chorus: Adam Levine]
She's stuck off in this little room
With nothing left to hold onto
Her life is in a little box
She's wondering will it ever stop?
The life of a stripper

[Hook: Girl]
I'm so sick and I'm so tired
Of these clubs, I keep crying
Every night, I wipe my eyes
Cause these years pass me by
I give up, I'm all in
My whole life is full of sin
This road is a dead end
I wanna live again

[D-Roc]
From the part where a child is torn from a mothers umbilical cord
No one really enforces that lifes gonna be hard
Which is kinda left up to the teachers
And the teachers leave it up to the preachers
the preachers ain't fillin' up the bleachers
It's the rappers
Sad, ain't it

[Verse 2: Kane]
It was this girl named Star, pretty fine little woman
Going to college, taking off her clothes for money
She gotta pay the rent, she got a little girl
Her baby daddy ain't shit, See what she dealin with?
But she gotta hold on (hold on)
Wanna leave the club alone (you dead wrong)
She gotta pay the bills but in the meantime
She like "fuck how she feel" living is real
So she back in the club again
Taking off her clothes again
Going to school, going to work, getting tiring
Lack of sleep but baby gotta eat
and these shoes on her feet
She got a test next week so she stressed
Ask god to give her a blessing, send her in the right direction
Her parents died when she was eight years old
And after that, she felt like she was all alone
But she got her grandparents and they raised her well
Keep going to school, take care of yourself
Getting hard, going to school and work in the club
And at the same time looking for love
She can't keep skipping for an occupation
In a minute, she'll be graduating
Make her wanna throw up her hands
Now she only wanna live again

[Chorus: Adam Levine]
She's stuck off in this little room
With nothing left to hold onto
Her life is in a little box
She's wondering will it ever stop?
The life of a stripper

[Hook: Girl]
I'm so sick and I'm so tired
Of these clubs, I keep crying
Every night, I wipe my eyes
Cause these years pass me by
I give up, I'm all in
My whole life is full of sin
This road is a dead end
I wanna live again

[Chorus]

Newsletter Give Away

To those that are looking...good luck!!!
xoxox
-Kimberly

NEWSLETTERS: Mid-December Update

New Class Update January

Hello ladies, Just wanted to share the new dates for January in NYC. Also, check out our NEW practice/performance CLASS, the Risqué Rehearsal. In this super fun class you have a whole 2 hours to practice to your favorites tunes under the watchful eye of your instructor. At the end of the class, any student who wishes will have the opportunity to have their own risqué rehearsal in front of the whole class, complete with flashing club lights, their own outfit, and song of their own choosing. That's right, dance just like you're at the strip club, but without the boys! This class is open to any student who has taken at least one StripXpertease class, and is only $35! Hope to see you all in class!

xoxox-KimberlyP.S. Don't forget, our gift certificates make a great stocking stuffer!

DECEMBER-JANUARY UPDATED SCHEDULE
**New classes in PURPLE!**
New Class Schedule (locations are listed on the
Rates/Schedule page Class Descriptions HERE )

NEW YORK CLASSES
December (most classes are already SOLD OUT)
Stripper Strength: Sundays 2 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 6:10 pm, Wednesdays 8:10 pm, Sundays 2pm
Desire IA: Jan 6th-20th, Sundays 4:10-5:20pm
Desire IA Weekend Cram: Jan 19th, Sat 12:00-3:45 pm
Desire IB: Jan 7th-21st, Mondays 7:10-8:20 pm
Lap Dance Intensive: Jan 24th Thurs, 8-10 pm
Strip Club Field Trip: Jan 31st, Thurs 8 pm
**NEW CLASS**Risquè Rehearsal: Jan 17th, Thurs 8-10 pm
AUSTIN, TEXASDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 16th, Sun 1-3 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 7th, Mon 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, Wednesdays 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th, Sat 2-5:45 pm
Stripper Strength: Tuesdays 7 pm
**Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Descriptions HERE

Prices:Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2Desire Series $90Risqué Rehearsal $35Strip Club Field Trip $25Lap Dance Intensive $80 for 2 tickets

NEWSLETTERS: December Update

December Update 12-02-07

Happy Holidays ladies! So, December is finally upon us. And for many of us that means a whole heck of a lot of added stress. Holiday planning, gift buying, party attending, family gatherings, food, and the dreaded winter weight gain! It can be too much! But what we have to remember is that some how we got through it all last year, and the year before, and the year before that. This too shall pass. And when it has, what fantastic memories we will have! The perfect gift given; hopefully the perfect gift received; the most amazing party thrown; the absolute best party attended; a peaceful family gathering full of love and sharing and a holiday to top years before. Because in spite of all of the added stress, this really is "the most wonderful time of the year!"But ladies, make sure you have that memory this year that might have been missing from last year. It is the memory of the most magnificent gift that you gave yourself. Oh and I have some ideas if you are drawing a blank ;) And if you are still stumped on the perfect gift for him, then come take a class. Then you can show him what Santa does to boys on the naughty list! xoxox-Kimberly

P.S. Our gift certificates make a great stocking stuffer!

December-January Schedule
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:Now Dasher, now Dancer. Now Prancer and Vixen... Hmmmm, night at the strip club or famous Christmas poem?.....you decide.Seriously, that doesn't just apply to reindeer! Dash into class to prance and dance with us, and release your inner vixen. Find out why we're on the naughty list every year, and proud of it!New Class Schedule (sign up and see locations on the Rates/Schedule page)NEW YORK CLASSESDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 17th, Mon 7:30-9:30 pm ...3 spots left
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Dec 15th, Sat 12-3:45 pm ...3 spots left
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 11th, Fri 6:15-8:15 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 26th, Sat 5:45-7:45 pm
January Desire IA, IA Cram, IB, IIA, Lap Dance Intensive, and Strip Club Field Trip schedule will be released in a couple of weeks. So, stay tuned....
AUSTIN, TEXASDecember
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 12th, Wed 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Dec 16th, Sun 1-3 pm
January
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 7th, Mon 7-9 pm
Basic Moves Intro Class: Jan 19th, Sat 5-7 pm
Desire IA: Jan 9th-23rd, every Wed 6-7:10 pm
Desire IA (Weekend Cram): Jan 26th 2-5:45 pm
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night. Class Schedule HERE!Prices:Basic Moves Intro Class $45, $80 for 2Desire Series $90Strip Club Field Trip $25Lap Dance Intensive $45, $80 for 2

Newsletter Holiday Secret Special
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the December Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends, if you put down a deposit between December 12th -14th.

Stripper Strength Update. Workout Classes to Start in January in TX and NYC!
Boy, what an ordeal it was to find new space in New York! But after nearly 3 weeks of searching we found it! I want to thank the many of you who showed your support during this trying time. And thanks for all the suggestions on where to find a new space. I can now say that I know about every single dance studio/rehearsal space in New York City! So a few things will be changing for NYC gals. First, will obviously be the location. Second, will be the length of the class, and last will be the price of the class. Read below for all the details and see you in class!!And Texas gals, it is finally here! Now you too can experience the thigh-burning, ab-crunching, butt lifting, toe pointing, hot, hot, stripper strength work-out class! Oh, and here is the best part for all students (even previous Empire Dance students) your first class is totally FREE! Yay!

CLASS INFO:
Stripper Strength is a strengthening and flexibility class with a bit of spice designed to help you move and feel better in other StripXpertease classes and in life!
All Stripper Strength weeknight classes for NYC and Austin will start in January.
Class runs 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Women 18 and over only, NO exceptions.
Private room with NO spectators.
Class can be performed in sneakers or bare feet, but heels are recommended, and fun too!
Class is perfect for all women, all ages, all fitness levels.
Wear normal gym attire. No nudity! (However, booty shorts and sports bras are ok)
We require you to come with an open mind and with out judgement about your body or others.
Bring water, be prepared to push yourself, work hard, sweat, feel sexy, and have fun!!!
SCHEDULE:NYCTuesdays: 6:10-7:20 pm @ Player's Theater (Studio 2D) MAP Starts Jan 8thWednesdays: 8:10-9:20 pm @ Ripley Grier (Studio 16P) MAP Starts Jan 9thSundays: 2-3 pm (short class, 55 minutes) @ You Should Be Dancing MAP (you must sign up/pay at their location for Sunday class) Starts Dec 2ndAUSTINTuesdays: 7:00-8:10 pm @ Free Spirit MAP Starts Jan 8th RATES:First class is free!!! Yep, thats right! So what do you have to lose....except your inhibitions?Drop-ins are $20.004 class card: $74.0010 class card: $165.0020 class card: $362.50Class cards and drop-ins may be purchased online on the Rates/Schedule page.

POLICY:For class rules/payment procedure, see the bottom of our Rates page or click here.

StripXpertease Info
Private Lessons & Public Classes: Striptease, Lap Dancing, Floor Moves, Full Routines, Strengthening Class, Couples Class, Lingerie Shopping Tours, Field Trips, Pleasure (Toy) Parties
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Newsletter: November Update

November Update 11-14-07

Hello Ladies! It is that time again, the leaves are changing. Trees are shedding their leaves in order to prepare themselves for the winter (to accommodate for a shortage of water and light). Also, this loss of leaves helps prevent frost by reducing their surface area. So essentially, they change to survive. A lot like us, I say. This has also been a time of change for me. Empire Dance, the studio that I have taught at for over a year and a half and rented space from even longer, is closing. And the studio in Austin, Free Spirit, is finally opening. That means big changes for StripXpertease. On top of that, my roommate wants to move both of us to a new apartment (and in New York that is exciting, but no easy feat). But this is life, isn't it? It is constantly changing, and we must change with it to survive. Sometimes the change is welcome, sometimes it is met with fierce opposition, and sometimes it takes the passage of time for us to realize that the transition was truly a blessing in disguise. Either way, change is inevitable. So I will try my best to embrace this ending and new transformation within StripXpertease (see my thoughts below) with grace and dignity. And I think we all should take a cue from nature. When we are forced to change, we should do it like the trees, and transform in vibrant, breathtaking, bold, beautiful style. :)Enjoy the color, it is only there for a brief moment. xoxoxo-Kimberly


November-December Schedule
There will be a limited schedule this November and December. We gotta eat turkey and go shopping after all! Sign up or see schedule HERE!!UPCOMING AUSTIN, TX PUBLIC CLASSESNOVEMBER ...classes are already fullDECEMBER
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 12th, Wed 7-9 pm.
UPCOMING NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC CLASSES NOVEMBER
*Strip Club Field Trip: November 29th, Thurs 8pm ...last trip 'till 2008
*Desire Series IA (weekend cram) November 17, Sat 12-3:45 pm...last Desire Series at introductory rate, only $80
*Desire Series IA November 26th-December 10th, every Mon 7-8:10 pm
*Desire Series IIA November 26th-December 10th, every Mon 8:20-9:30pm
DECEMBER
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 1st, Sat 6-8 pm
*Desire IA (weekend cram): December 15th, Sat 12-3:45 pm....JUST ADDED!
*Basic Moves Intro Class: December 17th, Mon 7:30-9:30 pm
*Desire Series IB December 2nd-16th, every Sun 3:30-4:40 pm
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night! Class descriptions HERE!!
PRICES: Basic Moves Intro Class: $45 or $80 for 2Strip Club Field Trip: $25Desire Series: $90

Newletter Secret Special
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the November Secret Newsletter Special and save 10% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends if you put down a deposit between November 23-25th.

Goodbye Empire Dance, Hello Free Spirit
I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first? OK, good first. As many of you Texas gals know, Saralynn has been in the process of building her own studio called Free Spirit. No worries ladies, she will still be teaching for us. Having this new studio will finally allow room for all of the ongoing classes that we have had in full swing here in NYC like Stripper Strength and Desire. I have yet to see the finished product, but will get my first glimpse this Xmas. I can't wait! Although the space isn't completely finished, we have been holding classes there already, and students are loving it. Oh, and did I mention there are poles? So, YAY! They will have a grand opening party coming up real soon. I will keep you posted.

Now for the bad news. This Friday, as I was pulling into the airport to head back to NYC, I got a call from Reba, the owner of Empire Dance. I knew that for months they had been planning to move into a new and much better space. I was so excited to have SXT classes in TWO new studios come 2008. Anyhow, Reba goes on to say that the budget for the new place was getting out of control. No surprise there, there are always those damn unexpected costs. But what she said next nearly floored me. She said that due to these costs, Empire Dance would be closing its doors...for good... in three weeks. I just said, "I, uh, I uh, wow, ummm, wow." Then she dropped another bomb. She said that some of the staff would be invited to teach at You Should Be Dancing, keeping our same schedule, and that this company would even honor class cards for current Empire students. Then came bomb number three. I was invited and they needed an answer by Sunday, two days away. Again, I stuttered " I, uh, I uh, wow, I uh, OK."

I had taught Stripper Strength at Empire Dance for a year and a half. I constantly rented space from them for my other classes. I taught at least 4 times a week there. I felt at home there. I thought, where the f*#@ was this coming from!?! Not to mention, as I was on the phone in the truck, my father, who had brought me to the airport, had unloaded my bags and had left them unattended on the sidewalk. I was stuttering to Reba, imagining my bags being confiscated by some overzealous airport security guard and my insides being probed and studied in some airport lockdown. "Dad!," I said, "You can't leave my bags unattended!" He thought that as long as WE could see them that they weren't unattended. Gees.I had a lot of time to think on the plane. Thank god they serve alcohol.

I knew the new studio couldn't possibly take all of us on. Those that were invited to move over would have to cut their class load and leave students out in the dark. I didn't want to do that. I figured the only way to continue was to pray that they could let me teach the classes that they couldn't assimilate somewhere else. And did I even want to teach there? I hadn't even seen the space or met the staff!As I anticipated, the new studio didn't have room for the Tues and Wed night class. They could only take Sunday. So, the Sunday 2 pm class will continue on at You Should be Dancing. For now, the Wednesday day class is canceled, but the Tues night and Wed night class will continue on. However, they will be managed by StripXpertease and will be at a location yet to be announced. I am still ironing out the details, but don't worry ladies, you aren't getting out of the 45 that easy. :)

I hope that you will all stay tuned to find out about the Tues/Wed class. And I hope to see all you Sunday gals at the new space.I had a lot of good times at Empire Dance. I witnessed some amazing dancing, and even took a few classes. I met and taught so many beautiful, strong, and confident women there. I saw my first in between the legs tango kick (wow!) and learned how to step-rock-step in Studio B. I saw my first student cry tears of joy in Studio D&E, and taught my first drag queen in A. Indeed, I learned a lot about teaching in that space. But like I said earlier, all things must change. So goodbye Empire Dance, and thanks for the memories.

PLEASE NOTE: If you have any questions regarding the switch of the Sunday class and class cards, please contact Empire Dance. 212.645.2441. Last Sunday class @ Empire is the 25th. Last Tues/Wed class will be the 20th/21st. Join me after the last Tues/Wed class at Rogue for a farewell cocktail. :) New class info for the Tues/Wed class will be announced through this newsletter in the following weeks.

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