The Love Machine... I am so friggin' scared

Really?!? Would you use this? It scares me!
From the website:
This fucking machine includes a variety of different attachments, strokers, and thrusters. It offers total angle adjustability and variable speed stroking and thrusting, as well as 5 multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage settings. This versatile sex toy is intended for use by both men and women. It includes 6 different pleasure attachments, 3 different multi-speed strokers and thrusters, and 3 different 5X multi-speed vibration and pulsation massagers.




http://www.stockroom.com/The-Love-Machine-P2458.aspx