Skinny jeans = nerve damage...but just for a few minutes

So apparently skinny jeans can pinch a nerve in your thigh and give you a tingly-numb sensation. But don't fret, it isn't permanent, it goes away once you squirm your way out of them.

Also skinny jeans can cause a sadness and loneliness in men usually from the lack of sex they are getting because they are wearing skinny jeans.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/health/women/Skinny_jeans_give_thigh_nerve_a_painful_pinch.html