He had this crazy beard, and he drank pee..

He would come into the club and request that a girl pee in to a shot glass or beer bottle so that he could drink it. I think he was paying like 50, 100 bucks and this was like 10 yrs ago. So it was easy money. But as any girl who has ever gone to the doctor and had to pee in a cup knows, peeing into an object is difficult, much less peeing into a shot glass. You have splashback, messy hands, and well, that just ain't worth 50 bucks.
The solution was found, as it often was on those crazy nights, in the DJ booth. Men have much better aim, and 100 bucks split in half was still a decent amount of money for 5 minutes of work.

I wonder if he ever knew he as being duped? Poor guy.

Strippers are part therapist/ part girlfriend/ part best friend/ part fantasy.

I am always surprising women when I say this. But, believe it, it is true. First of all, women in strip clubs make the majority of their money off of our regular customers. These are guys that come in regularly. A regular is this, the guy that can come in

• every day



• several times a week



• once a week



• once a month



• whenever he is town

I have had all of these. This was my bread and butter. My main income. And the majority of what you do to make money with regulars is ....talk. Yep, that is it. Talk. The really good regulars you don't even have to dance for. You just talk. About the news, the girls in the bar, the music, politics, the weather, dreams...you name it. You listen to their problems. You offer advice. In a sense, you become their therapist. It is a weird dynamic but it exists. I have had regulars cry, telling me about their problems.

Also in a sense, you become their girlfriend. Some one they can share their ups and downs with, laugh with, party with, flirt with. You would hear when they got a promotion or got fired, when they were upset or happy. And they want to know all about your life too. What you like and dislike, your ups and downs. Sometimes I divulged all, with others it was all BS. You have to become a pretty good liar, keeping up with which guy you told which thing too.

You also become their fantasy. If their girlfriend doesn't like anal sex, you talk about it. You learn what they are looking for, what they like, and you play to it. So with each regular you are something different. With one you are ultra smart, one you are ditsy, one girl next door, another, the dirty girl. With one you might be demure and quiet, with another you're loud and brazen. You become multiple characters. One of the hardest acting gigs I ever had. Maybe that's why I was good at it. Or maybe its because I am a Gemini....which one am I today?

The "Stripper" Smell... what is that perfume?

So.... I recently had a question from a student :
1. I've noticed that at some strip clubs the women have this fantastic smell, and I feel like some of them smell the same, so I was thinking either that could be a perfume, or perhaps an oil of some sort...do you have any idea what I'm talking about? Any recommendations? I really want to make this as realistic as possible for my guy...

Sooooo I wanted to share my answer since this is not the first time I have been asked this particular question.
1. We do have a smell...isn't it funny. Really, its a combo of all of us wearing A LOT of perfume, body spray, scented lotion, and hair products. We bounce around from guy to guy, leaving our scent trail...hahaha. Then everyone ends up smelling the same. The trick is to DOUSE yourself in it. Now, straight up eau de parfum (a lot of dancers use it, but we have cigarettes, booze, and other smells to contend with) will knock your honey out because it will be too strong, but eau de toilette and body sprays will work. Pick a scent you like, douse, and give yourself 20 min. after spray down before you rub on him.
To douse, spray your self (naked) with it like you are applying a self tanner (don't miss a spot). Also get your hands and hair ...and a little extra in the decolletage and crotch. Then do the same thing for your outfit and voila...you are good to go!