The match trick

So for this trick, you need to be topless, and you need a book of matches. And please practice before you do this. Lets start with one nipple at a time.

Tear out a 2 matches. Take one and split the bottom in two. Like the match has legs. Let the legs go half way up the match stem. Then make sure your nipple is hard and put the "legs" on your nipple with the match head sticking up. Squeeze the legs together on the nipple to give them more grip them make sure you pull the match head away from your nipple so it's pointing out at an angle; that way it won't burn you as it ignites. Then use another match to light it. Make sure that the head is pointing away from your body by holding the legs around the nipple and pulling it away from your body. This is key! Then once it is lit, let go. Do a little shimmy. Then when the fear sets in, blow it out. Or let him. But go at least 5 seconds.

Once you can master one, then you can move on to two nipples.

Good luck! And don't burn your house down!

The ice trick

OK, so you will need some ice...duh.

As you are dancin' for your man, make sure he has a drink filled with ice next to him as you dance. Then reach in and grab a piece. Squeeze it hard in your hand. As you are lap dancing (make sure to be in Pole Position on this one) lean back and squeeze your hand over your nipple so that water drips onto your breast, right above your nipple. Point your elbow in the sky so that the water runs from your finger tips. Once it starts, it will drip pretty quickly. Put the ice cube on your nipple and roll it around a few times then lean back and drag it across to the other nipple. Then you have two options...

1. Put it in your mouth , then lean in to kiss him and put it into his mouth.

or

2. Lean over him in Pole Position, so that the water will drip into his mouth, from your nipple. You can even say "open wide."

Trust me. He will looove this one