NEWSLETTER:September Update 09-04-07

Well, it is official. School is back! That means the summer is almost over. Which means time to start covering up the skin again. But how many of you are already covering up? How many of you covered up all summer? How many were too afraid to wear short shorts or put on a swim suit? How many of you were embarrassed by your upper arms and wouldn't dare bare your belly. Too many of you! Perhaps you said, "This summer my body wasn't perfect enough...maybe next summer." Isn't that what you said last summer? Listen up ladies, time is passing you by while you are obsessed with your body's unimportant imperfections! Time that could be spent with the breeze on your thighs or god forbid, at the beach! It is time to love your body for what it is and stop comparing yourself to the idea of perfection that you have in your head. NO ONE IS PERFECT. We seem to continually strive towards body perfection. Buying creams, lotions, makeup, and the whole lot; dieting and restricting, spending hours in the gym or hours beating ourselves up for not being in the gym. But what we don't see is that perfection is impossible to attain...although the media does a darn good job of raising our expectations, by hiding the truth. I think this video in our blog http://www.stripxpertease.com/2007/02/when-world-makes-us-feel-ugly-fat-etc.html is a great example of what we don't see. Go Dove! Check out their other videos, including the pro-age commercial that they can't play on American TV http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/flat4.asp?id=7133 . This commercial actually got pulled from US stations for showing too much skin...so they say. Yet this Victoria's Secret ad is perfectly OK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmt08cZ8S6A. Dammit America, WAKE UP! Stop trying to make women think that anything besides airbrushed retouched perfection is vulgar. I think the Dove ad is admirable and the women in it are gorgeous. These women were brave enough to bare it all for all the world to see and they are wonderful for doing it! They showed it all, wrinkles, stretchmarks, rolls, splotches, and imperfections on HUGE billboards and TV ads! And because they were confident, they rocked it! So ladies, take a cue from these women! Put down the magazines and wrinkle cream, bare some skin, and love yourself! Put on some short shorts and enjoy the rest of the summer!xoxo-Kimberly




School is Back in Session! Enroll today!!
They say you are never too old to learn a new trick! How about a whole routine full of tricks? StripXpertease classes are designed for ALL types of women. All sizes, all ages! We are not teaching women to "be" strippers. We are teaching women to be SEXY! This movement will help you feel alive, sensual, and like the vixen you know you are! StripXpertease classes are DANCE based, not fitness based. Remember, strippers don't sweat. The movement is slow and sensual. Check out our new classes and sign up today on our rates page. The Basic Moves workshop is our teaser class...sign up to get a taste of the striptease, standing, and lap dance that we teach in the Desire & DANCE series. FUN, FUN!!
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UPCOMING AUSTIN, TX PUBLIC CLASSESSEPTEMBER
*Basic Moves workshop: September 13th & 29th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 10th & 20th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
UPCOMING NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC CLASSESSEPTEMBER
*Basic Moves workshop: September 17th & 29th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: September 27th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
OCTOBER
*Basic Moves workshop: October 14th & 27th, $45 for 1, $80 for 2
*Strip Club Field Trip: October 25th, $25
*Stripper Strength, the striptease work-out: Every Tues. 6 pm, Wed. 12:30 & 8 pm, and Sun. 2 pm.
*Desire series I & II to be announced soon...
Remember, if these dates don't work for you, you can always sign up for a private lesson and take the class when it works for you! Day or night!
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CLASSES WILL SELL OUT~~SIGN UP TODAY!!!!!
*Wanna crash course or just want to see what we do? Striptease, lap dance, and more! Sign up for a Basic Moves Workshop! Only $45!
*Know you are ready to learn and want the full treatment? Sign up for the Desire Series! Only $150!
*Not yet ready to strut your stuff in front of other students? Sign up for a private lesson or private lesson package like 3 class pkg or D.A.N.C.E.!
*Have a bachelorette or birthday party coming up? Sign up for a Basic Moves private class just for your group on any day you want!!
*Taken a few classes with us already, but yearning for more? Sign up for Desire II!
*Wanna see what really goes in the strip club? Sign up for our Strip Club Field Trip! Only $25!
*Wanna hot lap dance class for you and your lover? Sign up for Lover's Moves!
*Don't forget about these great New York classes, our one-on-one pole class Pure Pole Power, Lap Dance Intensive, Tease N' Toy Joy, and Shop N Strip.




Newsletter Secret Special
Shhhh. It's a secret. Mention the September Secret Newsletter Special and save a whopping 15% on a private lesson for you or a group of friends if you put a deposit between September 10th & 11th.




Oh My God...They All Have Cellulite!
That is what two girls leaned over and whispered to me during the last Strip Club Field Trip. I laughed and said, "I told you gals, they're not perfect." I think the reason that women have so much fun on the field trip is because they leave feeling better about themselves. It is such an eye-opener. They leave realizing that they are beautiful just the way they are. They realize that strippers don't have this unattainable beauty that they thought they had. I think most women and men hold strippers in the same light that we hold a lot of celebrities in. We think their bodies, hair, and skin are flawless. The truth is, nobody in that club is perfect. Nobody. I used to joke and say that you could go down the line at a strip club dressing room and find either cellulite, or stretchmarks, or both on every girl. And for the most part it was true. Of course, there is the exception to the rule. There are girls who do not have cellulite visible to the naked eye, girls who take your breath away with or without make up, but they usually live in the gym and eat plain chicken breast 5 times a day, or they are among the blessed. And they are not the majority. Similar to the "Stars Without Their Makeup" issues of all of those gossip magazines(the one time magazines don't air brush), there is always the one star who looks better without her make up, but the rest look like real people. Strippers for the most part are beautiful women with nice skin, great hair, and toned bodies just like our leading ladies (and believe me when I say, they work at it...hard), but they're not perfect. They are real people that have the resources, time, and lighting to just look that way, just like those celebs in the magazines.The point is that no woman is truly perfect, but there will always be the women that will strive to be her and the men that will strive to find her. But in the long run, those people just get disappointed. True beauty comes from within. It comes from CONFIDENCE (Now, don't get me wrong, mascara, a good lip gloss, and a few miles on the treadmill never hurt anyone.) But that is why I love those Dove ads, especially the pro-age one. Because the women are beautiful and REAL and CONFIDENT. And to me they are still sexy!So for those of us who might not be able to spend 6 hours a day in the gym, who are old enough to be the mother of a stripper, who happen to enjoy the occasional cheeseburger, or who can't afford a make-up artist to follow us around, we have to accept our imperfections and love ourselves. Be confident, and of course, take care of yourself. All women have beauty. Yet so many of us conceal it with low self esteem and self hatred. So love yo-self, because if you don't love yourself, there isn't any amount of makeup or hairspray that can do the trick. Anyone can pull out her inner stripper. We all posses the skills to be sexy. So don't be silly, realize you are a sexy mama just the way you are. That is why I love teaching this movement, because when women really learn the moves and start dancing, they don't look anything but sexy. They become these fierce creatures that finally look in mirror and see what they should always see...a beautiful, confident, sexy woman.




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OLD NEWSLETTERs : April 2007 Update: Dye down there, Desire series, New Classes

StripXpertease April Newsletter 04.07.07
4 Week DESIRE Series Now in TX & NY.
DESIRE II Coming in June to NY.
Happy Easter!
Easter always makes me think of bunnies...Playboy bunnies that is. So if you are looking to unleash your inner bunny, sign up for Desire Series! We have new dates ladies!! The first ever StripXpertease Desire series is in it's last week and it has been a blast! I can't wait to start another one. Class size stays @ 6 girls max and you walk away with one full song ultra hot choreographed routine that combines standing and floor moves! Cheat sheets included. You'll leave feeling powerful and provocative! Great for beginners, and still offered at a reduced rate!!
And for any lady who has had ALREADY taken StripXpertease classes (like our 3 class package, or both Basic and Advanced, or even the D.A.N.C.E. series), DESIRE II is for YOU. We perfect previous moves, learn a few new ones, and use them to create another full song risque routine. 6 hours of instruction!
DESIRE I series SIGN UP HERE
NY: Starts May 5th (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Saturday @ 1:15-2:45 PM, 39th & 8th) $150.00.
TX: Starts May 9th (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Wednesday @ 6:15-7:45 PM, location TBA) $150.00

DESIRE II series SIGN UP HERE
NY: June 3rd (4 weeks, 1.5 hr classes, Sunday @ 4:15-5:45 PM, midtown west)**Prerequisite: 3 class Pkg, DANCE, DESIRE I, or both Basic & Advanced. Round toe 51/2 or 6" heels required. $165.00
******Exact location for classes is emailed to you after payment. Check back on web site to see general location of TX Desire. Please dress comfortably. Round toe/open toe platform shoes are REQUIRED. Since at this time, only one series is running at a time, make ups are completed as private lessons for $81.00 each.
CONTACT US:
StripXpertease.com
1.800.747.1462 OR 347.907.4602
info@stripxpertease.com

Learn a Sizzlin' Routine at Our Basic Moves Workshops
We are making our BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP, where you learn a seductive routine and lap dance, a monthly event in NY & TX! This is a great way to sample the Desire series too. A great refresher course! Sign up with a friend for double trouble! Only $45.00 for 2 hours!! Sign up now!
APRIL 14TH (next weekend!)
NYC @ 7 PM(midtown west,2 hrs) ...tickets still available
TX @ 6:30 PM(south Austin, 2 hrs) ...tickets still available
MAY 12TH
NYC @ 6:30 PM(midtown west, 2 hrs)
TX @ 6:30 PM(location TBA, 2 hrs)
**To purchase tickets go to our RATES PAGE. Exact location is revealed after payment by email. Dress comfortably. Heels are preferred, but not required. 12 girls max each class. General location for May 12th Texas class will be announced shortly. Check back on the rates page.
Read a review from our last workshop on Dr. Tara J. Palmatier's blog on URBAN PRESTIGE.com

PINK PUSS POWER!!!
Ok, my hair...down there...is pink. And I don't mean baby pink, I mean hot bright pink. And I love it!!!
A few weeks ago, I read an article in Business 2.0 about Nancy Jareki's new company called Betty Beauty. Nancy created Betty Beauty after she saw women sneaking home doggy bags of dye from the beauty shop to essentially make the purse match the shoes. She spent 2 yrs on R&D and came up with Betty Beauty's home pubic hair dye. It gives your "betty" a new life and even covers gray with a super safe, no drip formula.
As I read, my jaw was hanging. I was thinking, what will they think of next, and how do I get some!?! I couldn't WAIT to get on the computer and order online. I was SO siked! They had a few colors: blonde, black, auburn, brown and hells yeah, hot pink!!! I of course ordered "Fun Betty," the pink dye....
..... READ the whole PINK story ON OUR BLOG
MORE BETTY INFO: http://www.bettybeauty.com/index.html This Easter instead of dyeing ordinary Easter eggs for the Easter bunny, dye your own bunny!

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Classes available in NYC and Austin. For added travel fee, classes also available in NY, North New Jersey, Long Island. Dallas, Houston, San Marcos, San Antonio, and various other cities in Texas

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coming up next month: stripper strength in texas, mother's day special, and more!

OLD NEWSLETTERS: 1/2 way March 2007 Update: Facial feedback, Client comments

Spring Special, Desire Series, and More Workshops!


Spots Still Available!!! Desire Series, Basic, & Advanced!
Yes, learn to love yo-self. We all get so busy, so caught up, the day is over before we know!!....god is the weekend already over?...gees is the month already over?...wait is it New Years Eve already?!?!?! The year is a wash, then rinse and repeat.
Yes, time flies by, and it flies by without letting you spend any time pampering yourself. So take time for yo-self. Learn to love yo-self. And our classes are a great way to take a step in that direction.
We help you how to look in that mirror and appreciate all that you are. We teach you how to touch your self without the giggles. How to look inside at the sexy mama hiding beneath the "ugg, my big hips" "damn, my little boobs" negativity. All you have to do is take the time for yourself to try it out. What better way than with our Basic Moves workshop?
Two hours of all the StripXpertease basics. Every month. Only $45!!
Learn how to give a proper and damn sexy lap dance. Learn how to remove your bra..and other under-things in a hot, hot way! Learn how to make and entrance and leave them drooling and you feeling sexy, alive, and vibrant!
Aaaand for those of you who have already taken a class with StripXpertease:
If you want some NEW moves, sign up for Advanced. All new moves on the floor! Bring him to his knees by learning to slither and slide on yours!
If you feel like you forgot everything, this Basic Moves workshop is a GREAT review!!
SIGN UP NOW TO SAVE YOUR SPOT.>> SIGN UP HERE!!
~ CLASSES ~
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, March 24 @ 2:00 PM! $45.00 ***** ONLY 1 SPOT LEFT!!!
ADVANCED MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, March 24 @ 5:00 PM! $45.00
...Book BOTH of our Austin workshops(Basic & Advanced Moves ) Saturday, March 24 and save! $80.00
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. Austin, TX (W. William Cannon): Saturday, April 14th @ 6:30 PM! $45.00
BASIC MOVES WORKSHOP: 2 hrs. NYC (Midtown West): Saturday, March 24, @ 2:00 PM! $45.00
DESIRE SERIES: (4 consecutive 1.5 hr classes) NYC only. Desire Series on Wednesdays 6:15-7:45 PM. Starting March 21st $180.00. Buy now and save, only $150.00! ****ONLY 1 SPOT LEFT!!
LAP DANCE INTENSIVE: 2 hrs. New York, NY (@ Empire Dance): Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:00 PM. Please Register through Empire Dance by calling 212.645.2441.
**Please Note: Class size is limited and kept small. We will email you with class location and info on what to wear within 24 hrs. after payment is made. Class descriptions on OUR CLASSES page. Tickets are non-refundable but can be transferred. Class location is revealed AFTER payment by email. Payment requires email address.


Spring Special! Save 10% Off Private Lessons/Classes!!
Whew!!! So much this month ladies!!
Women's History month, St. Patrick's Day (Kiss me I'm Irish!!), and the first day of Spring. So, in honor of all these good days we are launching a new special!
Save 10% off of all PRIVATE lessons/classes booked (that means you place your deposit) between March 17th and the 24th. Woo-hoo! Sign up now on our RATES page!
So take this time for yo-self ladies!
Get the luck of the Irish by saving on 10% on that upcoming birthday party bash with the gals!
Start your spring cleaning off right by tossin' those old granny panties and replacing them with a new purchase on a SHOP N' STRIP tour, discounted 10%! (Does not apply to purchases on tour)
Celebrate Women's History month by making your fears history and signing up for a private lesson at 10% off!
CONTACT US TO SIGN UP TODAY!!
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1.800.747.1462 or 347.907.4602

The Facial Feedback Theory.
AH HA!!! I knew it! The predator face DOES make you feel more confident and sexy. It is a scientific fact ladies!!!
The facial feedback theory says that our facial expressions can actually influence the way we feel. For example, smiling will make you feel happier. Frowning will make you feel sad. So that means that sexy predator face will make you feel more confident, more sexy, and more powerful ...like the sexy seductress you are! Remember ladies, head down, eyes up...naughty smile.
To learn how to master the Predator Face, sign up for Basic Moves today!!

Our Own Feedback Theory
Ok..so I wanted to insert a little of our own feedback. These are some of my favs. Remember everyone comes in nervous. Everyone says I can't dance, I have two left feet, I have no rhythm... And when you leave, you might not be a modern day Ginger Rogers, BUT everyone leaves feeling a little sexier, a little more confident than when they walked in. And that is what really counts. For more client comments and pics, see the bottom of OUR CLASSES page.
We really had a great time at the class and our instructor was outstanding. Sarah Lynn made me feel very comfortable - and I'm about as uptight and rigid as they come. I would love to take another class sometime. I had never even been into a strip club - so it was a real experience. My fiance will be very surprised when he sees the new moves. But this class was really for me more than him - and it was a bonding experience with my friend. Sarah Lynn was also very intelligent - in addition to being a great dancer - and really conveyed the lessons well. I appreciated all of her encouragement and compassion. You have a very well run and creative business model and I will recommend it to others. - Jodi C. (2 girls Basic Moves) TX
My performance was great last night (I took my job seriously by doing my nails, curling my hair, spraying glitter and perfume everywhere before the dance), after the routine I did a lap dance and he was blown away. My temptress expression was good as well as it sort of just came naturally.... At the end of the night he asked me to be his girlfriend (we've been dating for couple months), so as you can see the dance really did wonders! :D I truly cannot pick one best part of the class because I simply enjoyed every minute of it. It was not only a fun dance class, but a mind transforming as well as liberating experience. There were so many great things to be named. You really made me feel at ease, and your sense of humor was an asset to the whole learning experience. The pace felt just right. Depending on the mood, the moves can be naughty, sensual or sexy, or all of these. I think every woman should take these classes just for themselves (of course it doesn't hurt to perform for their men once in a while) to awaken the sexy goddesses inside themselves. -Juliet T. (DANCE series) NY
I wanted to thank you for your incredible gift of showing us your wonderful moves and honestly your StripXpertease. As we mentioned, even when you showed us a demo of the dance, we were all mesmerized by your moves. You're a beautiful girl with a great spirit, extremely professional, down to earth and I can't tell you enough that you are one of the funniest people I've ever met. You've made all of us feel comfortable, confident and that we could accomplish anything. It was a true joy being in your classes and can't stop raving about you to everyone I know. (We'll already agreed we're addicted to you!) {The best part of the class was} YOU, YOU, YOU!!!! As mentioned, you made us feel comfortable, the moves felt attainable because of the way you broke them down and named them. You were friendly and yet maintained order with our riot group and most of all you made us have the most fun! The individual attention you gave to each of us and the cheat sheets were absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did{ I} like the best? Everything!!! Especially your honesty, openness and never-ending patience in telling us your experience and stories during your days as a dancer. Not to mention all your little handy tricks! It was all truly interesting and really made you understand what an unfair and terrible stigma dancers really have. Kimberly, once again thanks for one of the best classes I've had. You really are a very professional and classy business woman. You should be very proud of yourself. Looking forward to seeing you again soon! -Emyli Z. (Group 3 Class Pkg.) NY
We had a blast yesterday! Thanks to both of you for doing this{Kimberly and Saralynn} – I think there are a lot of women out there that would like to have this talent but are too embarrassed or shy to pursue it....I practiced the super glue bra move last night when I was getting ready for bed and it worked! How fun! In my opinion, the best part of the class was the lightheartedness and openness of it....and the pep talk about being confident...not all of us are as beautiful as the two of you and encouragement is needed! The chance to step out of the mother/homemaker/wife role was great too! There are times where I just want to put all of that on the back burner and just be that flirty, sexy predator that you were describing....with nothing else in my focus but making my man squirm...you certainly gave us the basic tools and I'm looking forward to learning more!....I'm thinking all women are strippers at heart- -at least somewhere in their being - and that many of us have been conditioned not to recognize or validate that part of ourselves....we don't talk about it enough...I've shared some stories with my closest friend but I think if we would do that more then all of us would have much more confidence and would have better relationships....knowing that we all felt basically the same way. -Dona S.(Group Basic Moves) TX
The best part was whenever you said "strippins hard ya'll" haha. I liked learning how to keep the predator face on, and learning how important it is to stay in the zone and be in control. I'm glad that you made it more about dancing for ourselves, and if the men like it, well then that's an added plus. You were great Kim, you most definitely made us feel comfortable - I love to dance, but this is a little different, but it didn't take long for me to feel comfortable enough. 2 of my friends that were with us can be shy when it comes to dancing, and I saw them loosen up quite a bit, and it's because you made us laugh and realize that we are all there to have fun and feel great about ourselves. Sometimes we need to be reminded that we are sexy and beautiful!! -Kristen R. (Jan. Basic Moves Workshop) NY